Trapped

True story: A friend received a call from her mentally retarded son. "Mom, mom, there's a troll in the house!" the son said. Mom was like, I can't leave, ur imagining things, there's no troll. Son calls back a lil later "Mom really there's a TROLL IN THE HOUSE." She tells him to behave, she's working. He calls back a lil later, freaking out.

So she has to leave and calm him down. She gets home, her couches and tables are pushed against a closet door, from which she hears banging and yelling, a commotion. She moves the furniture as her son cowers, and lo and behold, the son had trapped a midget census worker...

True story...